@infamousone96: You tell me to "walk a mile in your shoes" but the second I break into your house to steal your shoes, you call the cops. Make up your mind.
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@dafloydsta: [job interview] "Tell me a weakness." I never finish what I start. "Care to elaborate?" *grabbing my stuff* Nah, I gotta get going.
@jesse_street: MAGICIAN: Think of a number, any number. ME: *thinks for a bit* …k MAGICIAN: That is a letter. ME: omg ur right
@Jennifergr8: Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied....chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking.
@TheSnideOne: Face tattoos are a great way to let people know that you don't owe on any student loans.