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@abbycohenwl: -You think I'd make a bad Private Eye 'cause I can't read body language? I will prove you wrong!
-Sir, you're talking to the murder victim

-You think I’d make a bad Private Eye ’cause I can’t read body language? I will prove you wrong!
-Sir, you’re talking to the murder victim

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