@PinkCamoTO: You think you have it rough? I'm playing hangman with a 6yo who can't spell.
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@Sam_From_Kansas: Alan from Facebook is concerned about "boarder" control and thinks they should "learn our langage"
@krissywillbretz: A good way to get kicked out of church is to shout "HOLE!" after every chorus of "Glory, Glory, Glory".
@BigBagOfScum: My gf thinks I cook our meals cause I love her. Really, it's cause I'm afraid she might try to poison me.
@whereami18: I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them