@PinkCamoTO: You think you have it rough? I'm playing hangman with a 6yo who can't spell.
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@Jeffwni: - "... He accidentally drank some radioactive milk and became_ - MILKMAN!! - No. He became gravely ill and died. What are you? An idiot?!"
@bridger_w: After I ask a stranger if I can pet their dog and they say yes, I like to respond, "I'll keep that in mind" and walk off
@thatUPSdude: I love when you're choking someone and they are all "I can't breathe", duh I'm choking you.