@rage_chaos: You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
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@nice_mustard: before mcdonald's i bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule
@MadlyAmanda: Some people want a perfect relationship. I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
@panmidwest: mary: excuse me, waiter? i asked you to stop bringing him juice waiter: we did, we’ve only given him water 10 year old jesus: *winks at camera*
@spicy_peen: What medications do I take? I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long