@rage_chaos: You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
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@bytaylorcox: A "lady" and a "woman" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat.
@therepoguy: My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka.
@carlyken: If your kid complains about how bored they are during winter break put a cape on them and say, "Now you're super bored!" and then fly away.
@Sickayduh: Richard and friend arguing Richard makes good point Richard's friend says mark my words Richard Marx