@AaronNevins: You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak.
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@ChickenFrecklez: Rude coworker said something very dumb & mean to me. She blamed it on pregnancy brain. I asked her if she was having triplets.
@TheCatWhisprer: No amount of college can prepare you for how angry you'll get at the way people park in the real word.
@TheNaique: Every time a magician graduates from his school and throws his hat in the air at the convocation, PETA sues him for cruelty to rabbits.