@AaronNevins: You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak.
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@LizHackett: My husband walked into the kitchen and asked, "What's burning?" I told him, "The world. But what you smell is the chicken."
@Robert_Beau: The Job Interview: HR: So you are bilingual? Me: Si HR: In your native tongue please. Me: Ooga Booga