@1followernodad: You were the hot single in your area the whole time.
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@AlexRogaski: The Chinese New Year is almost here. I know they're in another time zone, but 2 months behind seems a little extreme.
@filmbizpro: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
@_NTFG_: I party like a Rockstar. A very poor Rockstar who isn't in a band anymore and starts yawning by 9pm and just wants to be home drinking tea.