@1followernodad: You were the hot single in your area the whole time.
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@mattgallo123: Meditation is fun when you want to do nothing for an hour but still feel a sense of accomplishment.
@Fred_Delicious: [On date] Her - "so your profile said you like classical music? I love Mozart & Bach, how about you?" Me - "Jurassic Park theme"
@TravLeBlanc: One time a friend said that he "ain't never had no nothing". It remains the only time where I have heard someone use a quadruple negative.