@1followernodad: You were the hot single in your area the whole time.
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@myonlymizztake: Did you guys know you get a full body massage while being embalmed? I can't wait.
@NicestHippo: [religion conference] BUDDHA: What's your opener? JESUS: "God loves you." You? BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact: Valentine's Day was created by a woman than didn't get what she wanted for Christmas.