@SergioValenCo: ''You will die alone.'' I hate fortune cookies. Wait! This is a note from my mom!
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@MarkusJ: *first astronaut lands on Mars* NASA: How does it feel son? Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band
@junejuly12: Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again.
@silence__kit: Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"