@DrDumbDum: You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different Internet
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@samalmightysam: The Great Wall of China is one of the 7 wonders of the world just because it's a Chinese product that's lasted more than a month.
@SkipsAhoi: I've had to walk past this monstrosity every day for the last few weeks and it's really taking a toll.
@kcmoore51: [sanitation worker knocks at my door] The amount of McDonald's related trash we're collecting from your home each week has us concerned.
@stevetweeters: Oops. Everyone brought their "see you next year"s to work today and I only brought my throat slashing gesture.