@DrDumbDum: You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different Internet
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@Nickadoo: America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family.
@turtledumplin: When a cop pulls you over, pull out a map and ask them for directions until they forget that they pulled you over. -me, right now
@NervousJr: Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.