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@iwearaonesie: "you yelled 'this is not my daddy!' when i picked you up to leave the store. you're lucky i let you live"

-how dad signs my birthday cards

“you yelled ‘this is not my daddy!’ when i picked you up to leave the store. you’re lucky i let you live” 

-how dad signs my birthday cards

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