@Ginlicker: You'd give your life for me? Your life sucks what else you got?
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@ManvAlcohol: I'm just saying, if I were a bomb maker, I would make all the wires the same color.
@canadasandra: the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed
@Fred_Delicious: Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, "IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE" he fumes
@IamEveryDayPpl: My daughter, a hair stylist, has a tiny pair of scissors tattooed behind her ear with tiny red teardrops for clients she accidently stabbed.