@Ginlicker: You'd give your life for me? Your life sucks what else you got?
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@Bandersnaaatch: Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?
@BlindChow: Your honor, may I approach the bench? "You may." *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*
@goolicker: There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer.
@KenJennings: Shout out to whoever invented Braille! Maybe nobody remembers your name but you came up with a pretty dope way for blind people to read