@ChaseMit: You'll get this gun when you pry it out of my cold dead ow hey give that back
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@AdderallMomma: "I'll be black" the potato dramatically announced moments before going into Sarah Connor's freezer -The Termintator
@usermcuserface: I scared 5 and he buzzed while we played operation. He went and told my wife on me. Long story short, I'm sitting in timeout tweeting this.
@AndrewNadeau0: Me: I won't make it. Go on without me. Her: It's a toe cramp M: But I'm covered in some kind of clear blood H: That's sweat M: Tell my story
@IvoryGazelle: I push everything I have across the table and confidently call "all in". "Omg, for the last time, this is chess"