@ChaseMit: You'll get this gun when you pry it out of my cold dead ow hey give that back
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@iGreenMonk: I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background.
@VerifiedJayy: Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades. Wait til spring Enjoy
@AmarndaBvnes: don’t be offended if someone doesn’t reply to your text. their phone is prob “just on silent” or “right in front of their lying face”
@SethMacFarlane: Hey online media: "Comfortability" isn't a word. The noun you're looking for is "comfort." And it doesn't need you to give it a fancy hat.