@aardvarsk: "You'll sleep when I'm dead" -- my phone
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@BaconHuffer: I cuss around my kids so they understand proper useage, timing and inflection. Vocabulary is power.
@Social_Mime: Waiting for a mannequin with a gut so I can really see how that shirt will look on me.
@U_Want_Shum_M8: One time I bought these shoes from a drug dealer, and I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day
@TheLesbianTwin: a squirrel buries a nut in my backyard. I think im going to dig it up & replace it with a grilled cheese sandwich, blow its freaking mind!