@SethMacFarlane: Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends.
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@Flattliner: I don't have a friend called Louise. If I did I would always be saying "Jeez Louise" to her. Then I wouldn't have a friend called Louise.
@trainwreck1000: General Contractor: Don't worry ma'am, everything will be ready, we'll have the scaffolding set up and erected. Me: *mutes phone* hahahahaha