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@SCbchbum: When a couple I’m friends with splits up, I always choose sides with the one who won’t ask to sleep on my couch.
@ahamedweinberg: Tombstones should just say how old the person was. I don't wanna walk around doing grave math.
@GrantTanaka: I swear to god I'm not harassing you, I'm really out of shape that's just my labored breathing