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@SamGrittner: Daniel Day-Lewis is so method that in preparation for the role of Abraham Lincoln in 'Lincoln' he spent ten months on the side of a penny.
@therepoguy: Pretty sure my refrigerator is having sex with itself from all the noises its making.