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@AimeeHelene1: *builds a fort out of paper towel packages at store* *coerces other customers to bring me cheese samples in exchange for fort privileges*
@InternetHippo: Me for many years: I wish my friends were interested in politics Now that all my friends are interested in politics: Oh this sucks actually