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@J0hnnyBlaze: "Your cute"
"My cute what?"
@AbbeYaar: You haven't seen a woman overreact until you've told a woman she's overreacting.
@djdarrellripley: Her: I noticed you're wearing one green sock, and one red sock.
Me: Yea, I've got another pair just like these at home...
@fleshcake: If a puppy stabbed me in the face and stole my car, I'd still be like, "aww."
@VocabuLarry: My favorite Bible stories are where women are villains for things like picking fruit or getting their boyfriend a better haircut.
"Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor"
*three English ladies faint*
WTF THIS MEANS WAR