@SirEviscerate: Your date leans in and whispers "I'm not wearing panties." You shiver. She continues: "I pooped a little and had to throw them away."
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@jonnysun: i sent all my sims to universitey & they all became computer scientists & proved they were living in a simulation so i unpluged my computor
@ericbove: From now on when skinny girls say they're fat I'm just gonna be like, "Yup" & walk away.