@SirEviscerate: Your date leans in and whispers "I'm not wearing panties." You shiver. She continues: "I pooped a little and had to throw them away."
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Just gave this idiot a thumbs up for cutting me off, and I think I might not understand road rage.
@MensHumor: You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you.
@brianbowman73: I was once put in the 'friend zone," but with perseverance that all changed. I'm now in the 'must stay 200 yards away at all times zone.'
@phxguy88: I get the feeling some of you have been told by others of you not to talk to me. This means war.