@CornOnTheGoblin: Your dating profile said you were a night owl.....eat this mouse.
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@davedittell: can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old.
@loribuckmajor: Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable.
@MrSpoonicorn: *picks up the bagel again* sorry i gotta take this one *leaves office & talks on the bagel for 15 minutes solid*
@glenyrd: I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm.