@AlanFelyk: Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. They all seem to be involved in community service.
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@curlycomedy: White people don't dance at concerts so they can save all their energy for the "Woo!" at the end of a song.
@funnybeachgirl: Energizing breakfast smoothie: 1. 2 cups chopped kale 2. 1 ripe banana 3. 1/8 tsp flax oil 4. 1/2 cup coconut water 5. 3 grams of cocaine