@AlanFelyk: Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. They all seem to be involved in community service.
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@Mr_goose007: If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Tequila bottle because nobody I know drinks milk.
@TheRolo: If I check out your blog, what will you do for me? Love me? Ok fine, but you're telling my mom we're going out.