@aneesa_p: Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.
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@richardosman: My daughter is in China and sends me photos of mis-translations. This is my new favourite.
@Glove_Monkey: Put the spoiled milk back in the fridge and hope it gets better. - What I think when I hear someone is getting back together with an ex.
@WilliamAder: Do those "selfie sticks" retract, or do you just have to walk around like a doofus with a stick all day?
@Rainbowbunee: Opened the bathroom cupboard and a bunch of feminine hygiene products fell out on me. It was a tampede.