@aneesa_p: Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.
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@BiIIMurray: I think abs are for guys that don’t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
@LetGoBeFreeDoU: Telling someone w/ depression things like 'Cheer up','Get over it','It's a state of mind', is like telling a blind person 'Just look harder'
@River_Niles: We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow