@darinlovesbacon: Your honor I object! That other lawyer is saying stuff that makes my client look guilty
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@omerwahaj: An eskimo sitting in a kayak was chilly. He lit a fire. Unsurprisingly the kayak sank. Moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
@kelkulus: A dating app called "Hinder" where some guy shows up in the middle of every date and ruins everything.