@darinlovesbacon: Your honor I object! That other lawyer is saying stuff that makes my client look guilty
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@junejuly12: Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again.
@Hobo_Splendido: For the low, low price of $14.95, I'll send you my instructional DVD, "How to Succeed as a Con Man."
@dril: fired for "unleashing rats at work" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats
@JermHimselfish: People who make up phrases and try to pass them off as popular sayings are just throwing meat to the monkeys in the middle of a maelstrom.