@darinlovesbacon: Your honor I object! That other lawyer is saying stuff that makes my client look guilty
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@Mouthy_: Three people I never mess with:n1- PMSing women.n2- Truck drivers.n3- PMSing truck drivers.
@ch000ch: *crumples a hamburger next to the phone* sorry, i'm having trouble hearing u over this delicious hamburger noise call u later ok
@canadasandra: in hell your cat can talk and he openly judges you for everything he saw you doing when you were home alone