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@PaperWash: Your honor let the records indicate my client was upsexy

Judge: what's upsexy?

[lawyer whispers to defendant] quick, this is your chance

Your honor let the records indicate my client was upsexy

Judge: what’s upsexy?

[lawyer whispers to defendant] quick,  this is your chance

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