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@UncleDuke1969: “Your keys are over THERE.”
- Wow. You have eagle eyes!
“Yup. My vision is 20/20.”
- No. I mean they’re small, beady & kinda close together.

“Your keys are over THERE.”
– Wow. You have eagle eyes!
“Yup. My vision is 20/20.”
– No. I mean they’re small, beady & kinda close together.

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