@weinerdog4life: Your name is Jeff with a G? Jeffg? Ok
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@hyperblastchic: Me: That was fun! Fist me! Him: What?! Me: Fist me!! *holds out knuckles* Him: .....
@rockymomax: [having sex] Her: HARDER! ME: Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150% of the other. What are the 2 numbers? Her: 44&66 HARDER!
@ericsshadow: My youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and my other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
@MelissaJoy33: I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people.