@Lisa_Laughs_: Your neck. There's an axe for that.
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@BlondAmbitionTO: I hate when people call and say they're 10 minutes away for a "drop-by surprise visit" and I have to set fire to my house.
@kristynhearts: Do you think maybe humans are gonna evolve with longer arms for selfie purposes?