@Lisa_Laughs_: Your neck. There's an axe for that.
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@awordforaword: "Are you listening to understand or to be right?" ~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions
@aveuaskew: Is this one haunted? "No" What about that one? "Ma'am, none of the booze is haunted" What kind of wine and spirits store is this?!
@angeliav68: The guy next door just put up his Christmas lights... I bet he's pissed because I beat him, I put mine up 5 years ago..
@joe_binkley: My childhood has prepared me for a lot more bear-related pic-a-nic-basket thefts than I'm currently experiencing.