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@Shanehasabeard: "Your résumé says you've been to prison?"

Me: Sorry, that's a mistake

"So you haven't?"

Me: I have, I just didn't mean to put it on there

“Your résumé says you’ve been to prison?”

Me: Sorry, that’s a mistake

“So you haven’t?”

Me: I have, I just didn’t mean to put it on there

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