@joshgondelman: Your Scooby Doo Villain Name is "old" plus your gender plus your last name.
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@two1ohhbabydoll: "Bro, if she can still walk to the kitchen to make you a sandwich, you did it wrong." - murderers, apparently.
@chris_witha_see: Mom, your tweets are mostly outdated pop culture references "yeah and I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids"
@juneohara65: 5 year old niece to me: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: Let's not rush things, OK?