@joshgondelman: Your Scooby Doo Villain Name is "old" plus your gender plus your last name.
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@bingowings14: Been to the hospital to get a mole checked. Apparently they all look like that & I should've just left it in its hole in the garden.
@XplodingUnicorn: My wife and I divided up the important talks we'll have with our daughters. She'll handle puberty, sex, and college. I'll handle zombies.
@stephenjmolloy: Mugger: Give me your wallet and... is that a Rolex? Me: It's a fake. Mugger: What about her diamond ring. Is that fake? Me: *nervously look at my wife* No, no. That's 100% real...