@Aspersioncast: Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening to you.
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@aksorojas: I want to be the first Disney princess who uses three layers of pizza to suffocate the main villain. Call me Pizzerella de Mozzarella.
@HenpeckedHal: Autocorrect changed "decaffeinated" to "defecated", and despite what my wife may claim, I'm pretty sure she knew what I wanted a cup of.