@Aspersioncast: Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening to you.
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@Kayditty: The Bible Belt - the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store.
@iLikeCatShirts: [Red Lobster] Waiter: we're offering Endless Shrimp. Me: bring me the endless shrimp <5 days later> Waiter: please leave, I have a family
@jeffpfeifer66: Moaning and gasping "Give it to me baby!" during a prostate exam will leave you looking for a new doctor. Anybody know one?