@hazelmotes1: Your trophy wife is more of a participation trophy wife, isn't she?
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@MisterBombay: People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides
@InternetHippo: "Do you want to have fun but also get more mad than you've ever been in your life?" - video games
@KeetPotato: [babies txting] "my dad's thumb just came off" lol wtf 😂 "wait its back on again nvm" ok lmao "he just stole my nose" im phoning the police