@hazelmotes1: Your trophy wife is more of a participation trophy wife, isn't she?
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@sarcasticmommy4: I'm not a helicopter mom. I'm more of a "come & get me only if there's blood" kind of mom.
@pharmasean: What's your spirit animal? "An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave
@tigersgoroooar: not to get all political on here but i'm pretty sure strawberry and blueberry pop-tarts taste exactly the same.