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@internetluke: "Your under arrest!"
No, YOU'RE under arrest
*police looks around points to himself & mouths 'me'*
Yeah you.
*he tosses me cop car keys*

“Your under arrest!”
No, YOU’RE under arrest 
*police looks around points to himself & mouths ‘me’*
Yeah you. 
*he tosses me cop car keys*

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