@goodtimenoel: You're all arguing about what color the dress is... While I'm having sex with the girl who took it off.
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@2questionable: The hardest part of having multiple kids is explaining why only your first child has a baby book.
@aveuaskew: "You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying." *raises megaphone to lips* How so?
@RidiculousSheri: I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget.
@pinningnut: My husband and I are thinking about leaving everything to our dog. What he will do with $20.00 I don't know. But I hope he enjoys it.