@goodtimenoel: You're all arguing about what color the dress is... While I'm having sex with the girl who took it off.
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@briangaar: *interrupts parent & child on bus* Actually thats not true, Wolverine has died many times *they get up* Your mother cant shelter you forever
@kwirkyKerri: There are directions with pictures on this underarm deodorant. Yet another disaster avoided.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I would've been terrible in 50 Shades because the second a guy said "I don't do romance" I would laugh and be like NOBODY SAYS THAT BYE