@goodtimenoel: You're all arguing about what color the dress is... While I'm having sex with the girl who took it off.
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@Izianikapani: "I refuse to be part of an apartheid system that reveres whiteness and segregates those of colour" "Just do the damn laundry"
@Sleinso: *Goes to local train station* *Runs into platform 9¾* *Head bangs against wall* Family: What were you doing? Me: *whispers* Pfft! Muggles.
@Book_Krazy: Mommy what's an "Act of God?" Me: *Flashback to my CrossFit trainer* Well dear, an "active god" is in his mid-20s and has a smokin hot body