@goodtimenoel: You're all arguing about what color the dress is... While I'm having sex with the girl who took it off.
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@theguydf: It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are.
@Rachelnoise: If by ticklish, you mean I'll turn into a rabid chihuahua on bath salts if you come near my underarm, then yes I'm a little ticklish.
@bingowings14: I haven't said a single truthful thing on here since I became the King of Sweden.
@Majorboobage: 9: Dad, did you know that in some cultures the groom doesn't even know the bride until after they're married. Me: That's every culture son.