@goodtimenoel: You're all arguing about what color the dress is... While I'm having sex with the girl who took it off.
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@SuperRandomish: I imagine the best part about driving a smart car is that when there's no parking spots you can just put it in your backpack.
@Eye_Of_Madara: I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat.
@LoriLuvsShoes: My husband says I talk in my sleep but I don't believe him because nobody at work has ever mentioned it.