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@Ryncasaurus: "You're an alcoholic."
I prefer the term 'bar-barian'
@daemonic3: SALMON: Who has been spreading gossip I thought I could trust you two
TROUT: I don't know, who could it be?!
BIG MOUTH BASS: Yeah, who??
@shutupheav: Yelling REEEEEMIX, when your boss stutters on a conference call is looked down upon.
@panmidwest: THERAPIST: what's wrong?
WIFE: he makes us watch Gladiator every single day!
ME: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
@GuyConfused: The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch.
@MikeBigby: Just watching 50 Shades of Gray with my dad