@IamEnidColeslaw: "YOU'RE FAT." - my belt
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@funnyhumour: How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.
@trojansauce: daniel radcliffe's family were just known as the cliffe's until his great grandfather invented the kick flip
@ilovepie84: This Teenage girl gave me attitude today so I called her the "Fattest Skinny person I have ever seen" that should confuse her for a while.
@hannalee_slc: I just googled "jokes to tell right before you die" and if that doesn't tell you what kind of person I am, I don't know what does.