@IamEnidColeslaw: "YOU'RE FAT." - my belt
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@tuckerflodman: [CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. "I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!
@cwhudson: *taps on a super old dude's oxygen tank* you know that you can get this stuff for free right
@Awesomemom10: Maybe if I answer the door naked the pizza delivery guy won't realize I paid with Monopoly money.