@curlycomedy: You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food.
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@FatherWithTwins: My wife gave me her Christmas list. I said, "isn't my undying love & affection enough?" We laughed and laughed. Now I'm at the purse store
@twylaredsun: Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job