@curlycomedy: You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food.
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@bourgeoisalien: I threw my cat a surprise party. Long story short, I need 30 stitches and learned I should never scream 'SURPRISE' directly in my cat's face
@HomeProbably: I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well. You're not meant to sit on them.