@curlycomedy: You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food.
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@JessiCanadian: My dog could not protect the house from robbers if they brought a vacuum cleaner.
@ericONEderful: Apparently this isn't a nude beach. This isn't a beach at all. I'm at Target. Don't do drugs kids.
@jonnysun: MOTHRA: try this, its crunchy & juicy GODZILA: i cant, im on a…low-car diet MOTHRA: o ha ha like low-carb GODZILA: ha ha HUMANS IN CAR: AHHH
@deeeebag: I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess.