@SilentIstheJ: You're like the menstrual cramp and bloating of people.
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@J0hnnyBlaze: If we make guns illegal, then nobody will get shot anymore. That's how we stopped everybody from doing drugs
@eminmien: "There's nothing wrong with being single." No. "I've got plenty of time." Sure. "I'm not lonely." Sir, are you going to buy anything?
@JaneBadall: Online relationships - For when you want to be disappointed by imaginary people, too.
@BareChesty: I just found out I passed my drug test.... Which means my dealer has some explaining to do.