@SilentIstheJ: You're like the menstrual cramp and bloating of people.
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@MODAT: Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals.
@briangaar: I always carry a pair of shades with me because you never know when you might see a dead body & say something cool