@JasonBerlin: You're never gonna believe this, but I feel negatively about the day of the week when I have to stop relaxing and resume working.
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@ofentseprokid: I stopped using a CONDOM after NIVEA started offering 48 Hours protection Why protect myself Twice?😕😒
@JediGigi: "JELLYFISH ARE NOT MADE OF JELLY AND ALSO THEY ARE NOT VERY NICE!"--I scream from my swollen mouth
@JustDontBugMe: My refrigerator has an excessive amount of leftovers for someone that eats as much as I do.