@badAzz_mom: You're not allowed to say "long story short" after talking for 30 minutes.
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@TuffyNyC: It's nice when my kitchen smells extra clean cause I used an entire bottle of Clorox to kill one ant.
@Quartzjixler: Nothing says "I enjoyed the taste of paste, fingerpaint, and crayons in first grade" more than a potato chip bag opened from the bottom.
@Barack_and_Joe: When your homie hyped you up to talk to a girl and you look back one last time before risking it all.