@badAzz_mom: You're not allowed to say "long story short" after talking for 30 minutes.
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@FlyoverJoel: Eye of the Tiger came on the radio and I got so excited the macaroni salad I was making is all over the walls and the cat has a black eye.
@shegotagronk: Don't cry because it's over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies.
@PlainTravis: Daenerys Targaryen is basically one of those people that thinks they're a parent because they have a dog.