@GreenishDuck: You're on your deathbed. You gather the strength to utter your last words "Boxers with pockets," you say. "You'll never have to wear pants."
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@PattyArquette: Finally all the people in the White House are being polite. They are all running around saying "pardon me."
@riverpig12: Twitter : bc in real life Smart, funny, beautiful women are not following us anywhere.
@robfee: Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
@SaraThomas84: The most dangerous piece of machinery a person can operate while drinking is the telephone