@Eightinchgoat: You're right, strange woman giving me your opinion on having tattoos. I regret them right now because they caused you to talk to me.
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@markedly: Accidentally said "shh" instead of "slow down" and a kid silently ran into a glass door
@jonnysun: *touches a turtel* *dies* *touches a plant* *dies* wow mario are u allergic to evreything or wat
@osigat: ? Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be... ? Wait, hang on...my bad, those are vultures.
@bornmiserable: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and suddenly you're accused of being a kleptomaniac