@Eightinchgoat: You're right, strange woman giving me your opinion on having tattoos. I regret them right now because they caused you to talk to me.
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@sliver_of: I’ve been buying men’s hoodies for years for myself. It’s all about skipping the middle man.
@Donna_McCoy: There's nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don't like them.
@Monicann86: I wish todays youth had to endure the humiliation of having your dad pick up the landline phone and start dialing while you're talking on it
@PanicRestroom: Whenever I see someone posting a picture with a celebrity, I comment: "Who's that next to you?"