@PimpleEye: You're so vein, you probably think this bloody cut is about you.
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@ericsshadow: My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer.
@MasonCrossBooks: My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream...
@BartenderMB: My girlfriend says I'm easily distracted during sex and it's a problem. Well, better get back to it. Bye.