@PimpleEye: You're so vein, you probably think this bloody cut is about you.
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@elizabeth_fels: PUTIN: If your American lover is in this room I'll kill him ELENA: He's not! PUTIN: (softly) u...s... [bursting from closet] A! USA! USA!
@tomcashgent: Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs
@ObscureGent: My best dating advice is to wait after you have two kids and a house before you tell her you speak elvish.