@PimpleEye: You're so vein, you probably think this bloody cut is about you.
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@Brianhopecomedy: I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she'll do today is buy bedroom curtains.
@bacon_gillepic: You said clothes were 50% off But not one woman in here is topless That false advertising!
@bea_ker: GUY POSING FOR THE SCREAM PAINTING: Are you done? Let me see EDVARD MUNCH: You look great GUY: Let me see EDVARD MUNCH: No
@heroinsdemise: What many don't know, "Riverdance" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet.