@Grind_n_Roll: You're the she to my nanigans.
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@Black__Elvis: Hey baby, is your father a thief because he stole the stars and he put them in your eyes and also my TV is missing.
@ch000ch: if you're feeling stressed out, just relax, take a deep breath, and exhale fire over all of your enemies. this is more for dragons btw
@MrAdamBez: *gets sentenced to 25 years in prison* *opens twitter app* *looks up* *being released*