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@HomeProbably: You've said it before and I'll say it again
@brakco: Just another day grabbing random children by the shoulders and screaming "I'M YOU FROM THE "FUTURE!" in their faces..
@TheRealNickKay: [DEATH ROW]
WARDEN: Last meal?
CON: Just a glass of lemonade please
[CON WALKS FREE]
@stephpaulus: Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from your neighbor's house is genius.
@hell_homer: that lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare
@ddsmidt: X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup...