@peachesanscream: You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon:
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@carlyken: So how do you stop eating the endless breadsticks at Olive Garden does the restaurant close or are you supposed to bring a spotter with you?
@Book_Krazy: Jack is coming over. "Jack from work or Jack and the..." [a beanstalk comes up through the floor and crashes through the ceiling]
@glo_stevens: Mama said there'd be days like this, and also "knock you out" ??? I don't know, you talk to her. She sounds drunk.
@JasonLastname: Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.