@CherBear162: Zombies..stay away from junk people or you'll gain a shit-ton of weight.
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@ArfMeasures: SATAN: Welcome to hell ME: That's nice, giving me a welcome S: I never thought of it like that M: You're a nice guy S: *tearing up* no u are
@jjhartinger: I went to the Gym and the power went out. I whispered, "thank you baby jesus" and left.
@XplodingUnicorn: Door-to-door Christian guy: Have you heard the greatest story ever told? Me: Definitely. I love Star Wars.
@TheBoydP: Of course I'm more of a yeeeeeee-haaaaaw! than a wooooohoooo! kinda guy because Texan and whatnot.