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@ElleOhHell: Are there a lot of abbreviations for Maine or is it just ME?
@desi_princess: Tim Cook just came out. Waiting for the Android version.
@PascalSloths: Petting my dog with a spatula cause I'm too lazy to reach and he is too lazy to move closer
Why is there a spatula in my room?
@BlACk__ThRoaT: I've known my drug dealer since I was this high.
@junejuly12: Apparently, “lead the way” is not the best response to your neighbour’s “may you burn in the eternal flames of hellfire” after his 17th wind chimes go missing under mysterious circumstances.