@behindyourback: 11:30pm is the time each night when I ask myself the ancient question of the universe: what if I just ate everything
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@Soo_Scandalouss: I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand..
@a_olivia4212: We have a saying in Germany. It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter.
@envydatropic: If you say "I'm fine" while squirting a can of whipped cream straight into your mouth, people won't believe you but they will also leave you alone.