@mydanimarie: 127 HOURS but me trying to get my hand out of the Pringles can
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@: my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because "first impressions matter"
@DrunksWithGuns: Me: Do I get naked now or at the end? I've never done this before and I'm really nervous. Priest: For the love of god, just kiss the bride.
@ohpeetie: Boyfriend planted watermelon seedlings in our garden. I just bought a watermelon to put beside his plant before he wakes up tomorrow.
@KellyMeldrum: I'd like to thank the people who buy the gift bags. Because of you, I have never had to buy a gift bag. Thank you, from the bottom of my large gift bag filled with smaller gift bags.