@CatalystNB: 14 year olds be talkin bout "im a dom," son the only thing u should be dominating is that geometry test tomorrow get studying
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@david8hughes: [describing criminal to sketch artist] "No, no his nose was a bit more avant-garde than that. His eyes suggested he'd lost a ladder."
@simoncholland: Imagine being 5 minutes from the end of the longest movie ever & it starts over because it forgot something. That's my kid telling a story.
@XplodingUnicorn: Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, "I already TOLD you. You never listen." We have no idea if you're lying.
@kolchak: Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when you replace the word "girl" with "gerbil".