Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They’ll think they have a poltergeist and move
21st century kid on Santa’s lap-“Yo santa, some more insta followers would be real dope for Christmas. Thanks bruh bruh”
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New Year’s Eve is just a myth created by the government to sell you more years
I don’t chase guys unless I have my inhaler with me.
I HATE when people use song lyrics as their status! It makes. me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT..Etc.
Whoever decided on spelling “biscuit” really needs to get their shuit together.
i can’t believe i just spent my time editing this video
My 3-year-old just said she hates me, but to be fair I DID cut her sandwich incorrectly.
They say guys who drive tiny sports cars are trying to over-compensate…
*walks up to guy in minivan*
No thanks, I’m not hungry right now. I’ll just wait until after you put it away and sit down. Then I’ll have some.