@DanLaMorte

21st century kid on Santa’s lap-“Yo santa, some more insta followers would be real dope for Christmas. Thanks bruh bruh”

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@Token_Geezer

Fun Prank:

Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They’ll think they have a poltergeist and move

@wilw

I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences.

@PaperWash

New Year’s Eve is just a myth created by the government to sell you more years

@BritXNic

I don’t chase guys unless I have my inhaler with me.

@pabstdriver

I HATE when people use song lyrics as their status! It makes. me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT..Etc.

@CodyJP9412

Whoever decided on spelling “biscuit” really needs to get their shuit together.

@idkzac_

i can’t believe i just spent my time editing this video

@MrGirlDad

My 3-year-old just said she hates me, but to be fair I DID cut her sandwich incorrectly.

@Marlebean

They say guys who drive tiny sports cars are trying to over-compensate…

*walks up to guy in minivan*

“Sup?”

@LurkAtHomeMom

No thanks, I’m not hungry right now. I’ll just wait until after you put it away and sit down. Then I’ll have some.

-kids