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@SteveSuckington: [2nd time at girls house]

"where's your dog?"

Oh he isn't mine. I was dog sitting

[makes text alert sound w mouth] "Its work. I gotta go"

[2nd time at girls house]

“where’s your dog?”

Oh he isn’t mine. I was dog sitting

[makes text alert sound w mouth] “Its work. I gotta go”

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