4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange.

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This day in history. 2008. The entire staff of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary was fired. Now damned if I know if it’s moustache or mustache.




I’m not saying your perfume is too strong. I’m just saying the canary was alive before you got here.


If a chimp tries to sign up for your karate class, DO NOT LET HIM! He already has the strength & the anger. Don’t give him the skills.


So I think we have pretty much covered what to do if life gives you lemons


[invention of wine]

guy: i squished some grapes then let the juice sit for a couple years

friend: why

guy: to drink it, obviously

friend: are u okay


I feel a bit overdressed here at WalMart because my pajamas match.